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If wal-mart doesn’t need a ceiling, neither do I.

A delicious meal to convince me that everything isn’t ruined.

Best piece of art ever

Given to me by my amazing and wonderful girlfriend.

My new phone is awesome

More posts soon, I promise.

Concerning shopping carts

I really hate how people (my mom included) refer to them as “bass-carts”. Hearing this phrase really sets me on edge, just like the sound that ketchup bottles make. You know, when squeeze it slightly and it makes that rubbery/squeaking sound? I don’t like it.

I have no idea how so much glitter gets behind the counter at work.

I don’t care what anyone says, Browbeat is an awesome card.

New apartment, old blog.

Hopefully semi regular this time. brb Metamucil.

Film Classics on Vuvuzela

“Clean Coal” is an oxymoron.

Sorry, Dr. Dan.

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